the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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