I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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