ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he was CRYING into my vagina
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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