Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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