Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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