I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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