I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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