He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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