she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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