im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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