how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
