That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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