He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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