I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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