Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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