Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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