i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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