Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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