i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize