Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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