You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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