Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
and she was petting her beer can
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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