I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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