I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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