it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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