Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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