As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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