I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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