is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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