Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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