If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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