So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
