Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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