Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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