I wanna bring you to show and tell
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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