Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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