belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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