I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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