They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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