I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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