Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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