absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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