Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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