I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
There r osticjed everywhere
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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