Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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