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Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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