Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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