are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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