'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
And then my night got REAL pukey
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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