You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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