No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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