No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
We are two peas in an std pod
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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