Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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