he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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