i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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