So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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