he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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