He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
cat food counts as protein by the way
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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